Here are things that I probably don't deserve, but I still want them anyway. Want to be an awesome friend? Okay, get me these things.
Diabetic Socks.
I know this sounds weird, but they are extremely comfortable. I also found this fall that I am (now) diabetic. These socks do not hinder my circulation and I sound like a geriatric talking about them, but I have around two pairs and they are probably God's greatest gift to diabetics. Okay.
They are probably $5 for a pack of two at Walgreens. I will love you forever if you get me a bunch of them. (And my roommate is laughing at me because these are at the top of my Christmas wishlist, but don't make fun of me. God will smite you and probably send you the gift of diabetes. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Just kidding, I would never wish that upon anyone.)
Fleur de Sel Caramels from TheCaramelJar (Etsy)
For those of you who know I have diabetes, this is probably the worst gift to get me. Or you can pull a concerned friend and go, "But Christa.... You're diabetic. You probably shouldn't be eating this shit. It is bad for your already high blood sugar!" You know how I'll respond to that? "I don't really give a fuck because I will order these puppies on a regular basis. I was a dedicated customer all of last year, and if you buy me a gift certificate (or two... or three... or four...), I will love you forever."
$10.00 for one gift certificate, which will be redeemable towards a 1/2 pound jar.
Dean & DeLuca's Chicken Pot Pies
For some reason, I just became incredibly aware that I'm hungry. So around half of the things on this list will be food-related. Fuck me. Anyway, so you know that movie "American Pie?" Where Jason Biggs has sex with a pie because apparently that's what masturbating feels like to men. I wouldn't know because I don't have a penis, and I feel like it would be weird to shove my cooch into a pie. If that's TMI, then I don't really care, because if you know me, you know I have weird cravings. But I do have a secret, constant craving for pies. Savoury pies. Yes, I spelled savoury with a 'u' because I like to pretend I am British. I love Cornish pasties, I love empanadas. I love meat with pastry. Is that a bad thing?
Dean and Deluca is selling sets of 2 pot pies for $20 here.
Urban Decay's Naked Palettes
(Although I just really want Naked2, as I have two Naked palettes)
I don't normally wear makeup. I have no one to impress. But when I want to look "natural," or I'm just in the mood to look "pretty," I bust out UD's Naked Palette and go to town on my eyes. Yeah, that's right. I go to town on them hardcore with the Naked palette. Anyway, the Naked2 palette just came out and I want to feel like I'm on the makeup bandwagon. So... yeah.. Also, Naked2 comes with more "matte" colors to make me feel more adultish, and not like a hooker with tons of glitter and shimmer.
$50.00 on UD's website, but they're sold out. So just buy it off EBay.
VISA gift cards
I have a bad habit for shopping online. If you get me one of these in any varying amount, I will probably love you forever and ever (amen.) These are pretty much the only things I'm really asking for this Christmas, basically because they're a lifesaver and they're sort of like donations to my wallet. My poor, broke college student's wallet.
The great thing about these puppies is that you can put any amount you want on them.
You can probably find them in any Supermarket.
EDIT:
Also, and a girl can dream...
Joe Brooks.
But not in a creepy way. Although I am aware that putting him under my "gratuitous christmas list" automatically makes me a creeper. But all I want for Christmas is for him and I to become buds. The kind of buds that jam together and make fun of each other. And give each other presents. And bake and cook together. And become raging alcoholics together.
Zac Efron.
No picture because you know who he is and this was meant to be creepy. I want his body. Not like on me, but like, in me. HAHAHA. That was so scary. I'm sorry. This was totally a joke. (Or was it?)
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